Archive for October 30th, 2010

TSA Authorizes Full Front-of-Hand Ball Sack Massages To Every Air Traveler

October 30, 2010

“They patted this one guy down for, like, ten or fifteen minutes,” said Jeremy Fisher. “God, it took him forever to ejaculate. Do you know what that does to the lines??

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UAE rejects US claims on Flight 201

October 30, 2010

The United Arab Emirates’ Civil Aviation Authority has rejected claims that a US-bound Emirates’ flight from Dubai contained “suspicious” parcels from Yemen.

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