Satire

NFL commercial makes joke of TSA selective screening; elitism

Posted by on December 5, 2010 at 9:22 pm

The message being pressed upon the viewer is that there are two classes of people– those elite with power (able to bypass TSA screening, just like certain members of Congress) and the rest of us without power who are helpless subjects to the new police state being formed around us.

Protest TSA with 4th Amendment underwear

Posted by on November 29, 2010 at 8:25 pm

If you want to let the TSA agent know you’re not happy about mandatory virtual strip searches, check out this new line of T-shirts, skivvies, and socks from artist Mike McQuade called 4th Amendment Wear.

US Transfers Airport Security From TSA to TMZ

Posted by on November 29, 2010 at 7:52 pm

Amid growing public outrage over the conduct of airport security in the U.S., the Department of Homeland Security today transferred all responsibility for screening passengers from the TSA to TMZ, the popular celebrity gossip website.

Protesting TSA in only a Speedo

Posted by on November 24, 2010 at 8:05 am

My friend Jimmy successfully navigated a TSA security checkpoint in a speedo on Tuesday, November 23, 2010 with the words, ‘SCREW BIG SIS’ written on his back.

TSA Sex Ad

Posted by on November 21, 2010 at 12:05 pm

The TSA – “It’s our business to touch yours.”

Porn addict applies at TSA

Posted by on November 17, 2010 at 5:56 am

What happens when you call the TSA looking for a job to fondle people?

TSA Authorizes Full Front-of-Hand Ball Sack Massages To Every Air Traveler

Posted by on October 30, 2010 at 9:31 pm

“They patted this one guy down for, like, ten or fifteen minutes,” said Jeremy Fisher. “God, it took him forever to ejaculate. Do you know what that does to the lines??